I’m geeking the fuck out!!! Byron Crawford just followed me on Twitter, life. made.

My favourite article not only educated me on Rick Ross but, taught me how to insult Ross to die hard fans properly. Select Crab Meats is a hilarious write up and definitely one of Byron’s best.

These are probably two of my proudest Twitter moments. Yes, I did just say that.

Why I Love Notting Hill Carnival

Another Article for Sabotage Times-

“Getting so high you can’t tell you’re grinding a policeman instead of your girlfriend means it’s time to go home.”

I say some obnoxious things, enjoy.