So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
Llamas need more rap song props
LOL… Llamas
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
This is the BEST thing I’ve seen in a long time, I’ve been laughing for 15 solid minutes… ENJOY!!!
BEYONCE: “I wanted to congratulate you on having the number one album.”
RIRI: “I don’t have one, though …”
BEYONCE: “I know. I said I wanted to say that … but you don’t give me the reason to.”
MARIAH: “And that is exactly why I’m the queen of hearts in this deck of cards, Rihanna’s not even the Joker, it’s me. She’s that one card that people throw out as soon as they wanna play the game, the one that has no purpose… it’s just words.”
Wu Tang Clan aint nothin’ to fuck with.
Thought I’d pull this old gem out again… #stageinvading
P.S. please see in the background Erykah and Wyclef dying of LULZ
“THE ONLY MONSTER HERE IS THE GAMBLING MONSTER THAT HAS ENSLAVED YOUR MOTHER, I CALL HIM GAMBLOR!”
THIS.
nope
yes
Fucksake, Beyonce’s new Tumblr blog and website is quite literally going to take over my life. All I’ll now be doing is looking at pictures of cats and staring at endless Beyonce posts… Forever. It was nice knowing you all.
